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Funny Friday: Warning Labels

The September 27, 2013 is prompt for "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS"  is
Write a humorous warning label that doesn't exist but should. If you are ambitious, write more than one.

Warning: (affixed to every cup of coffee or glass of iced tea) This liquid is a diuretic and drinking it could results in a sudden and irresistible urge to find a toilet.

Warning: (appears at the beginning of every computer game) This game is addictive and may prevent you from going outside and walking in the sunlight. This could result in a pale vampire like complexion. Beware of vampire hunters with mallets and wooden stakes.

Warning: (flashes on the television screen at the beginning of every political commercial) This is a paid political announcement and could result in sudden, uncontrollable fits of anger. Please refrain from throwing the remote control at the television screen.

Warning: (on every container of hot chocolate) Consuming this liquid could cause sudden drowsiness. Please avoid operating a computer when drinking hot chocolate because you may fall asleep on the keyboard.

Warning: (given to everyone standing in line) Standing in this line for long periods may cause to start a conversation with the person in front or behind. Please refrain from fraternizing with the people in this line because it could lead to mutual understanding and world peace.