Hey, life? Are you kidding me?

Is there anyone that you would take a bullet for?

Is there anyone in your life that you would take a bullet for?


Hmmmmm... Is there anyone in my life I would take a bullet for? Actually, I think there are quite a few. However, I'll admit with some it depends where the bullet is going to hit me.

I guess this really isn't a joking matter with me being a teacher and all and the recent events and issues that have been raised. I believe without thought I would take a bullet to save my students. I think it would just be instinctual. It's not like I'm going to offer a kid up for sacrifice. "Here take this one; he never does his work." Each student is my kid for that time; trusted in my care. Okay, this is making me in less of a good mood - let's focus elsewhere.

Ummmm . . . what topic would lighten the mood? Oh okay this made me laugh. I bought some facial scrubs off ebay from Korea because, well, they were cheap. Directions are first in Japanese. I couldn't read those, but alas someone had translated them. This is what it says (I swear) : It contains Acerola extract which is effective for skin clearness by removing horny parts of the skin.

Horny parts of my skin? Holy hamburger - sometimes that's my whole body. You know whoever got paid to translate this is laughing their asses off. Do I even have horny parts on my face. I have to admit it did feel good though. I guess that makes me a little less horny - nahhhhhhh.

Stunned that I actually blogged,
Audra

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Hey, life? Are you kidding me?  (18+) You never know what you'll find - humor, ramblings, rants, randomness- it's all me! #1578384 by audra_branson

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Hey, life? Are you kidding me?  (18+) You never know what you'll find - humor, ramblings, rants, randomness- it's all me! #1578384 by audra_branson