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This is my gift to the world of the stuff my husband has been coming up with.
#771723 added January 15, 2013 at 3:55pm
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Shopping
    Ah, my husbands most favorite pastime, going shopping with me and making sure to let the digital world know how incredibly f***ing boring he is by posting the most offensive and obscene crap he can think of. Below are just some of the things that he posted while one out most recent trip to Kohls and we were only there for twenty minutes.

  "I tried the Christine Aguilera perfume. now I smell like sweaty burritos

  "Whenever my wife buys a new pan set I whatck myself in the head with it so i know what I'm in store for

  "I got a camouflage Snuggie (TM) from Kohls. Thug Life Bitch".



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