Hey, life? Are you kidding me?

I want to meet . . . .

I want to meet . . . .

Someone who has won a over $10,000 in a fast food game - like McDonald's Monopoly or Burger King's Family Feud

Someone who doesn't state the obvious, and then ask if you understand - like "110 degrees is too hot to be doing lawn work, you know what I mean?"

Gary Sinise - no explanation needed

Someone who has won Publisher's Clearinghouse without purchasing a magazine

Some of my friends I've gotten to know via the internet

The sucker that married my high school boyfriend

God (as long as He's smiling when he sees me - well, I guess if he's mad it would still be better than the alternative)

Dr. Oz - not because I like him, but I have an overwhelming urge to punch him (oops, pretty sure God's not going to be smiling)

Sigmund Freud - I want to ask him about his mother

People who assume I became a teacher for the summer "vacation" - they are going to sit their happy ass down for a long damn lecture

My great-grandfather -- He impacted my father's life in such a positive way - I'd like to sit and have coffee with him

The person that invented New Coke - I just feel kind of sorry for him - I'm sure he could use a hug

Someone who believes in miracles, yet still works to make things happen.

That's all I got, folks!
Audra