#743497 added January 6, 2012 at 8:44pm Restrictions: None
1-6-2012
4:00PM
Anything Goes.
Here are some items you'll need to survive the Zombie Apocalypse:
Machete- Chops off Zed heads and cuts down small trees. (And it makes you look like a Pirate- Arg!)
Crowbar- Bashes in zombie heads and opens up crates that contain supplies. (Hey! This Crate has boxes of Hi-C drinks!)
E-Tool- Splits skulls, and digs pits. (Hey man! Give me that folding shovel-saw thing- I gotta go!)
Sidewalk Ice Scraper- Removes ice, chops roots, and splits skulls. (But wait! It does more!)
Several screwdrivers: For screws and stabbing the zombie in the ears. (Man, he had a loose screw!)
Items to avoid:
Power Tools: 2 reasons- require fuel/gas/batteries/electricity, and make a loud noise. And Third, they are heavy.
Mother-in-Laws: If you thought that they were bad before, they are worse now.
8:45PM
Did some reviewing. Plan to do more.
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