Immortality

Time to Unclog the Blog Fog

I haven't been in here in 8 days. So much for good intentions. Isn't there something about the road to hell being paved with those? Problem is, I just don't have that much to say everyday. Things are slow today in the forums I visit. It's too early to start my Comma Class, and I'm between edit jobs.  It's too hot to go outside (106 in Houston). Besides, It's not my day to water the dead lawn (we have mandatory water restrictions here now). Hasn't rained since Christmas. There's nothing on TV except commercials and 24/7 coverage of Hurricane Irene in Manhattan. Can you believe that‽ A hurricane in New York‽  That punctuation mark there, by the way, is called an Interrobang. It's a combination question mark and exclamation point. Cool huh‽  So as you can see, I'm pretty dang bored here. I know, I know--Murphy's Law, right? It's all gonna hit the fan at once. When Comma Class opens, I'll have a four-million-page novel to edit (and they'll want it in 3 days). And it'll rain so hard, all the animals will start lining up two-by-two. Okay, so I did manage to write about something today. I gotta go now. It's time for my medication.
[now where did I put that Jack Daniels?]