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Rated: 18+ · Book · Contest Entry · #1740713
My contest entries 1/13/2011 thru 1/28/2011
#716309 added January 24, 2011 at 7:57am
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Jan 23 ~ Peru
You've gotten us lost, you stupid alpaca
I should have known better than follow a slacker
These mountainside paths are pure hell on my hooves
And how I got stuck with these bags only proves
The humans lucked out when they stopped for some beers
While I got the shaft forced to stare at your rear.

I'm a llama, you twit, not an alpaca
Sharp as a tack, I'm a talented tracker
O'er rocky terrain is where I prefer move
Stop your complaining, it you would behoove
'Cause drunken humans ringing in the New Year
Would kick whiny you to new complaintive frontiers
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