What's up with Whatsit

Nobody asked me, but . . .

I tell you what I most sincerely can't stand:

1. People who will NOT quit talking. Especially boring people who will not quit talking.

2. People who take a hard attitude toward children.

3. Dumb movies.

4. Dumb commercials.

5. Dumb anything, for that matter.

6. Those GEICO cavemen.

7. Snow when it falls on Saturday or Sunday. It needs to fall on a weekday so the school where I work can declare a snow day.

8. Men who comb their three strands of hair over their bald head.

9. Women who wear too much jewelry or too much lipstick or too much perfume.

10. Parents who allow their kids to run over them. Weak-willed parents make strong willed children, and a hard head makes a soft behind.