What's up with Whatsit

We have some unusual people in the world

I finally found one good thing about always being broke - I never had any money to send to that fellow in Palm Beach. He got away with it for a good many years, didn't he? They should turn him loose into a roomful of the people he took money from.

I wonder how many other governors have ever taken money to allow somebody into a vacant Senate seat? I have a feeling that he's not the only one that has done it - he just happened to have been indiscreet enough to be caught. Good luck to whoever winds up in that Senate seat - they will have to start life under a black cloud.

Of all the weird experiences I've had throughout my life, none of them has ever involved having shoes thrown at me. The media has had a big time showing that over and over again, haven't they?

I get up every day and go to work. I give the best eight hours that I can for that day, then go home and take care of my kids for the night. I make it my business to live the best life that I can - I don't get into other folks' business, I am as honest as possible, and I live and let live.

It's a mystery to me why everybody in the world isn't as well-behaved as I am.