Items written for the various flash fiction challenges, whenever the muse strikes. |
“Max, I think you are being ridiculous!” the words were delivered as though sprayed from a semi-automatic weapon. “Ridiculous is the sorry picture you cut during your drunken philander-meander at last year’s party, I am merely suggesting an unusual theme.” Max rolled his eyes for effect. “Unusual would be Santa with a lavender tinted beard, not Baywatch babes in Red going tee-hee-hee!” Sara had auburn Medusa curls that seemed to writhe with her anger. “Having a beach theme would be more suited to the tropical warmth or are you unaware of which continent is now under your feet? There’s a clue there if you can get it – Down Under?” “It’s only a party guys. It does not have to be a style statement.” Herbert’s French beard waggled as he pleaded, his role was always to try to negotiate peace between his sister and erstwhile brother-in-law.; he was about as effective as a bleating goat. They were well into arm-swinging, face-squaring stage. I swear I wouldn’t do this except for Jimmy, he too deserves a peaceful world. “Mom? Dad?” There was a plaintive appeal from the small figure supposedly asleep on the couch. “Can we have a Santa magician? He could have elves that were clowning around. The gifts could materialize under a tree with coloured carnival lights and a sudden miraculous snowstorm coming out of nowhere.” Herbert decided the time had come to hand on the torch. He will make a worthy scion, fortune that is blessed with ingenuity. The compromise was reached without loss of face for either parent; the theme was unusual and yet traditional. Needless to say the Jones' party was one-up on all others that year. Word count:282 Written for:
Prompt: Write a story about a family argument. (I tried to keep it seasonal.) |