What's up with Whatsit

The way it often goes

1. My husband and I had a whole week of getting along with each other last week, but he just HAD to piss me off Sunday by telling me that all this skepticism I have is not a Christian quality. All this preaching he does about not judging others, but he has made it his business to judge me. What happened was that this guy "made a decision," and I expressed my doubts as to whether it was for real or not, since I think he is probably just trying to get his wife back.

2. My car is still in the shop. The car and the shop are going to get to know each other real well, since it will be $1600 to get it out. Do we have $1600?

3. My mother decided that Sam and I aren't good enough parents and threatened to take the kids away from us. She does this periodically when she's aggravated about something else. We officially got tired of it this time and are trying to stay the hell away from her, because we have found out through sorry experience that she is not interested in being reasoned with, just yelling and hurling accusations at us. She is a master manipulator, and wasn't any great shakes as a parent herself.

4. I got home from church yesterday and just got in bed. Coming to work this morning was somewhat of a relief.

5. So, how the hell are y'all?