What's up with Whatsit

My new diet

I did an idiotic thing. I am about to confess.

I started one of those milkshake diets. It's whooping my butt. I started Friday, and rapidly discovered what a bad idea this is.

Have you ever just gotten sick enough of some negative quality in you to do something desperate? That is my rationale in doing this. Desperation.

I'm about to die for something to chew.

However, from Friday to yesterday I had lost a whole pound. Yeah, I know, big wahoo. But losing ANYTHING is something that hasn't happened for a while.

I've already paid for a month, so I'm thinking that I'll finish my month out and do something else. I needed a kickstart anyway. Plus, I have some energy, something else that hasn't happened in a long time.

But guess what? Broccoli and carrots are starting to look pretty good, something I have never experienced in my ENTIRE life.

Don't tell Bugzy.

I'd pay a thousand dollars to eat an apple right now. That's assuming I had a thousand dollars. Being able to chew ANYTHING would be nice. It's surprising how much you miss it.

Somebody pass the gum.