I'm Studying You

You know you're from Buffalo if...

Took me awhile, but I finally found it. Got the idea from chicochica . Some of these are a little dated, and there's way too many to actually post, so here's the link:

http://www.bufftony.com/buffalo/frombuffalo.html

And a few more that I found, for good measure:

You consider it a sport to sit in a ice hut all day long with a rod and reel just to put perch in your freezer.. you might live in Buffalo.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Lewiston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Buffalo.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Buffalo.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Buffalo.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Buffalo; because you're all so damn friendly.

If you have ever worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same time, you might live in Buffalo.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are in church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the Bills, and wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. kickoff you might live in Buffalo.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Buffalo.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Buffalonian when:

1. "Vacation" means going over to your cabin in Canada for the weekend. (Or driving 2 hours to Toronto!)

2. You measure distance in minutes it takes to get there.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

6. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them. (Not to mention, all the equipment necessary like shovel, de-icer..etc needed)

7. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

8. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

9. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction.

10. Down South to you means ERIE, PA.

11. You find '0' degrees "a little chilly."

12. You go out to fish fry every Friday, Prime Rib on Saturday and bingo every Wednesday. (Late nights at Applebees!)

13. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

14. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

15. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Buffalo friends!

To add to this list:

16. You can leave your frozen food in the balcony or in the trunk overnight and they'll all still be frozen the next day!

17. Your pet goldfish froze to death because the tank is next to the windows and you've forgotten to close them.

18. You know what is the difference between: ice/slush or sleet/black ice/hail snow/freezing rain/flurries.

19. You bring around an extra pair of gloves/mittons/scarf/beanie for just in case...