I'm Studying You

If you steal something that someone else stole...

...is it really stealing at all? And who invents these? This was stolen from Creeper Of The Realm . Enjoy!

1. What is a difference between the last two people you kissed?
12 years. And the last one was horrible.

2. Do you believe that there is always room in your heart for your first loves?
Sure. If I had a heart.

3. Where is the next place you will travel to?
Home. Oh you want a real answer? Not sure but I'd like to go somewhere nice really soon.

4. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
She had a pulse. And she was cute.

5. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
I pray every day that someone burned those negatives.

6. Have you cried today at all?
Nope. I'm manly today.

7. What were you doing at eight o'clock this morning?
Tossing and turning and...you don't wanna pull that thread, do ya?

8. When was the last time you cried?
late September, '07

9. Do you say "sexy" a lot?
Nope.

10. When was the last time you had a sleepover?
What am I, fucking 11 years old? Dave spent the night in October.

11. Do you have any gay friends?
A bi friend, but I don't talk to him all that much anymore. Not cuz he's bi or occasionally hits on me either.

12. What is something you currently want?
My tax return.

13. When did you last throw up?
Stomach virus about 2 weeks ago...an entire can of Chef Boyardee does not taste as good coming up as it does going down.

14. Do you want to get married and have children one day?
If I can find a suitable female. I've seen a lot...until they open their mouths and kill the deal.

15. Do you still think about your exes?
Unfortunately I tend to get sentimental for all the wrong reasons.

16. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
15? Something mroe than a peck on the lips.

17. Missing question.

18. Ever made out in a pool?
Of course! Where haven't I made out?

19. What is your current profile song?
Myspace is so gay. Besides, one song would not define me in any way.

20. Have you ever gambled in a casino?
Yup. I usually break even.

21. Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Depends on my mental state. I prefer girls with long hair and sexy (damn, there's that word), natural curls.

22. What is your favorite place you have traveled?
Carribean Cruise. Also, Dave and I had a blasty on our Pittsburg road trip...we are so going back to Eat-N-Park!

23. Do you like ice cream?
I suppose. Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby.

24. What is your favorite color?
Black.

25. What was the last thing you bought?
A box of tissues, some gum, an energy drink, a newspaper, a Bob Dylan double cd (it was only $4.99!), and some picture hangers from the hot chick at Rite-Aid.

26. Where do you keep your money?
In my pocket, if I have any.

27. What was the weather like today?
Mid thirties, sunny, and I agree, this question is not relevant.

28. Where are your parents?
Good question.

29. What do you want for Christmas?
A stripper.

30. Last vacation destination you went to?
Carribean Cruise.

31. Do you want to cut your hair?
No I wanna be a fucking caveman . I'll cut it when the time's right.

32. Do you like to eat ice?
And this matters why?

33. What is your favorite place to shop?
Depends on what I'm looking for. Can we get just a tad more specific?

34. When do you go to sleep?
When the funny man in the white coat tells me to..

35. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?
My aunt.

36. Would you ever consider moving to another state to be with the one you love?
If she's worth it, definitely.

37. Do you like sushi?
Not really, though I will eat California Rolls.


38. Do you lie?
If I answered this question it'd be a lie.

39. Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
Not that I can remember.

40. Are you over the age of twenty-five?
It depends...am I gonna get arrested?

41. Are you typically a jealous person?
I can be.

42. Own bright colored underwear?
I own more boxers than necessary.

43. Who is the last person to text you?
Nicole.

44. What was the best movie you have seen in the past two weeks?
Haven't watched a movie from start to finish in about 2 months.

45. Are you going to have a good night?
If by "good" you mean "boring", then hell yeah!

46. Do you have strange dreams?
Yes, but I seldomn remember them.

47. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Last week (I'm single and in my early thirties...everything's paper plates and plastic utensils).

48. Do you trust all of your friends?
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and trust noone.

49. What are you listening to?
Wilco's "Kicking Television: Live in Chicago, disc 1"

50. Have you ever had your heart broken?
As often as I've broken hearts.