I'm Studying You

Rule of the day:

Don't go to the public library if you're going to get the hiccups. It's really annoying when you're sitting next to me, and every 15-20 seconds you sound like you're gonna puke. Take it outside, get some fresh air, and hey, the waterfountain's by the staircase and it's free. Otherwise, I may be forced to pick up the last dusty hardcover copy of War and Peace, the large-print version, and beat the ridiculous dry heaves wannabes outta ya. Peace out.