A peek at the REAL Thumbster

Please Ignore

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Your squirrels just attacked me!

They came flying right at my face!

Some of them butt first!!!!

Just for that I'm not going to share any of my circus memories with you.

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I had a budgie named Spencer once. Not Spencer once...just Spencer. Not just Spencer...only Spencer. Not only Spencer. Shit. You know what I mean. Anyways, like I said, I had a budgie named Spencer. He was a super budgie until I changed his name and then forget what his new name was. He was never the same budgie after that.

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President Bush denies any involvement in recent squirrel tossing allegations.

Bush supporters rallied behind their leader, claiming he lacks the coordination necessary to throw squirrels butt first.

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Which sock goes on which foot? Damn it! Somebody's removed the left and right labels again!

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Please note...It's come to my attention there's an imposter Thumbsucker posing as me on this site. Please don't be deceived by his quick wit, abundant charm or cool sexiness. Let me assure you he's not me. Apparently he can also be recognized by his stupid sense of humour.

Thank you for your continued awe and wonderment.

Carry on.


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Bedwetting worries?

Send oodles of cash and I'll pretend like I care.

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Stop it! Leave me alone. Only warped minds think squirrel butts are funny. Git!











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