The Undiscovered Country

And I can’t spank him

I now know why doctors spank babies when their born. I bet you think it’s to get them to breathe. Nope, it’s because they’ve been bad in the womb and deserve it.

Thomas deserves it big time, but unfortunately the punishment has to be held off for a while.

He is a bad boy. Yesterday he didn’t do what I wanted him to do, the stubborn little tike.

While at work I happened to look down at the same time Thomas kicked, and I saw my stomach twitch. Very neat! I waited for him to do it again, but he settled down. I even poked at him, but he gave me nuthin’.

He has yet to move on command, and it’s frustrating.

Top that off with him continually sucking my brainpower and overall energy levels down to nil.

For example Dave and I had a dinner date yesterday at 5pm, but do you think I remembered? Nope! He had to call me at the grocery store at 5:15pm asking where I was. It still took me a few seconds to realize why he wanted to know. Oops.

This morning I could hardly force myself out of bed I had so little energy.

Dang kid.