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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/522388-Its-Gin-and-Tonic-Time
Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #1196512
Not for the faint of art.
#522388 added July 19, 2007 at 5:02pm
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Its Gin and Tonic Time!
Yes, folks, it's Poker Night.

Work has been kicking my ass, my constitutional rights have been eroded to frostbitten nubs, and I've been kicked out of the poetry challenge. The last Harry Potter book comes out in a matter of hours (more than 24, but still, hours), and thanks to the goddamn Internet, I already know how it ends (and I wish all of the spoiler people could be declared unlawful enemy combatants and shipped to Gitmo). I've become addicted to lolcats (http://icanhascheezburger.com/) against all reason and good sense, and I can't seem to bring myself to clean off my desk so I'll feel better.

But none of that matters, because they still haven't negated the 21st Amendment, and tonight I'll be at my house, enjoying large quantities of liquid fuck-it.

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