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#521723 added July 16, 2007 at 8:41pm
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Because I'm Twisted.
The Secret Life of Snape and McGonagall

Snape: "Minerva. Meet me... in the dungeons."

McGonagall: "Ooh."

(Snape bends McGonagall over a rack and withdraws a wand-shaped crop)

McGonagall: "Ten points from Gryffindor! OOOh! Twenty points from Gryffindor! OH! OH! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!"

Snape: "Oh, stop it, Minerva. Now Transfigurate so I can get some... pussy."

Bet you didn't want that image in your minds, did you? Well, neither did I, but it got in there anyway, so now you get to share!

Don't ask.

I'll be glad when the series is over.
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