My Life Questions

Strappy Summer Dresses and Boobies

Forever, I've wanted s strappy little sun dress. I could picture it, the exact one I wanted but I never could find it. Last week...it appeared in a store in exactly my size and I bought it. My sun dress and I are very happy together....until about 20 minutes ago when my right strap decided to snap and my right boob decided to come barreling out.
My straps are thin and the top is tight so no bra is needed. Actually one can't really be worn....leaving my boob, just out there....AT WORK!!
Thank god no body saw, if they had they would have been in a fit of laughter, but I'm perma-red right now and I dont see it ever going away.
I basically covered myself A.S.A.P. and ran to the bathroom.....my beautiful dress is now being held together by a small frail saftey pin. I'm ok as long as my boob and my strap dont conspire against me again. I'm very afraid to move. From now...bra's are a must with any outfit!

So my question is
WHO CAME UP WITH THE BRIGHT IDEA OF USING LITTLE PLASTIC LOOPS TO ATTCHACH THE STRAP TO THE GOD DAMN DRESS?!?!?!?! 
Stupid plastic.