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Crisis of Faith

So lately I've been hearing multiple, mutually exclusive theories as to the nature of Deity. Maybe you, my Loyal Readers, can help me sort it out.

For a long time I was absolutely certain of the divinity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I mean, the theology explained everything!

http://venganza.org/

Well, actually, I should note that before that, there was this:

http://www.subgenius.com/

But I began to suspect they only wanted my money.

But now, there are competing theologies!

http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=211
http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=212

And that which shook my faith to the very core:

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

And there you have it, folks. Irrefutable proof that Google is actually God.

*smacks self in head* Wait a minute! What am I thinking?! There is only One:

http://brucespringsteen.net/site.html