Twisted versions of some well known children's rhymes and stories. |
Walking to Grandma’s house was such a chore For nymphomaniac Little Red Riding Whore The woods were boring and devoid of decent men So she had to stop to finger herself every now and again There was even a passing branch that looked so strong She had to straddle its length and slide it in past her thong There were dangers in the woods Riding Whore had been told Of a vicious man eating wolf whose blood was cold Riding Whore had no fear of such creatures of the night Her only fear was not getting shagged before the morning light In a part of the forest where the trees grew high and dark From beside her Riding Whore heard a low rumbling bark The wolf was on her in a flash snapping jaws at her throat But all Riding Whore could think was “What a sexy soft coat” She avoided the wolf’s bite with a fraction of an inch to spare She reached down between his legs searching around in his hair The unfortunate wolf couldn’t have known what was going on Before Riding Whore had him on his back with a raging hardon She pinned the wolf down with a frightening strength for a girl And fucked the wolf so hard his hair began to curl When she finally came, her cry rang loud in the air But after masturbating all day she didn’t really care She climbed off the wolf and dusted herself down Began to walk away, then turned back with a frown The wolf lay still, there was no need to check pulse or breath She was impressed with herself for she had fucked him to death So on she went to her Grandma’s house, one thing in her mind on the track ‘I wonder if he had any brothers that wolf who could do me on the way back?’ |