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Mother Goose Rhyme and the Three Second Rule
18 Baha 164 B.E. – Saturday, April 07, 2007
Humpty-Dumpty sit on the wall
Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn’t put Humpty-Dumpty together again
Actually, they probably scrapped Humpty off the ground and cooked him in an omelet. Also instead of falling accidentally, someone probably pushed Humpty, so that the regiment could eat him. They used the three second rule which states If food falls on the ground, it takes at least three seconds for the germs to find their way to the edible object.
Why did Mother Goose call the Egg Creature Humpty-Dumpty? I think Eggaur would be a much better name for a giant egg alien. I mean you have to admit that Humpty-Dumpty was no ordinary egg. He either was an alien or was laid by a mutant chicken. Maybe he was a Phoenix Egg. That would explain his size.
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