Time To Get Real

Anna Nicole: Marilyn Monroe reincarnated?

I just want to say that I've never been a big fan of Anna Nicole. Sure, I could make a list about two pages long about the controversy she's caused, and her questionable personal habits, but I only like to insult dead people who have personally insulted me. I just think it's fair.

Besides, she just lost her son a few months ago, and had a baby girl around the same time, so I think the whole thing is almost tragic. Looking back on her life (most likely some biography whore is already trying to write the most outlandish life story on her known to man), she seems almost like her idol Marilyn Monroe, from the blonde hair to the hourglass figure. Even her way of dying(minus the government conspiracy of her buxom predecessor) caught newspaper headlines.

Sure I wasn't a fan. But some part of me is going to miss her cooing, "Trimspa, Baby!" on those late night t.v. commercials. Or slurring her words and freaking out security on awards shows. There's so much ANS to miss...

"Trimspa, Baby!" indeed.

Annna Nicole Smith Nov. 28 1967-Feb. 8 2007 R.I.P.