Marv's Mind

County Courthouse Gift Certificates

Why can't everyone get together for the holidays? Why must we have 4 fucking Christmas events every year? My family. My extended family. Zoo's family. Zoo's extended family. For once, I would like to have Christmas at my house! No going. No visiting. Just my house, my kids and my fucking tree.

We're off to Zoo's family for Christmas this Saturday. Oh, and that's another thing....Christmas lasts from mid Dec through mid Jan. Good Lord! I think I'll become Jehova's Witness so I don't have to celebrate at all.

Also, almost all of my family members, including Zoo, have holiday birthdays! Yea yea, I'm sure it was hard for them growing up, having their birthday so close to Christmas and not being recogonized. Have they ever thought about what it does to the other family members? Talk about stressing me the fuck out. Just move your damn birthday. Pick a day you like, go down to the freakin' courthouse and change the date of your birth. Sounds simple enough.

That's what I'm giving to all of my family members this year for Christmas, a gift certificate to the County Courthouse.

-Marv-