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Pah! We have cable! It's about damn time. I haven't been to bed on time since it was installed. The cable guy came out to hook it up the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Zoo and I were in our bedroom when we heard this thunderous scraping and then WHAM! The dumb ass fell 8 feet off the ladder and fucked up the side of my house. His ladder left 2 huge black marks. He decided to hook us up with some free HBO, Showtime and Cinemax for the duration. I guess he heard me yelling to Zoo, "he better not have fucked up my house!" I'm sure he didn't want to come out on Thanksgiving and paint so he tried to make it right by hooking us up. Really it caused more work for me because I had to figure out how the hell to block the channels from my daughter's tv. I'm sure you all know that cinemax becomes skinemax after dark. I can't have my daughter watching a couple of bitches rubbing their crotches together while some big dick dude watches. I didn't block the channel from Zach's tv. I thought about it, but he's 17 today and from what Zoo tells me.....teenage boys tend to beat the meat quite often. Zoo said not to block it. I hope I never catch Zach watching porn. I would throw up. Some things are better left unknown. Whatever, the cable guy didn't die and only his pride was hurt. -Marv- |