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#469738 added November 18, 2006 at 10:21am
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The Size of Minnesota
Dear Marv,

Honestly, do you really wonder why your ass is the size of Minnesota? What do you expect? You're sitting there having coffee and cheesecake for breakfast. Yes, you've told me it's the weekend and that you could splurge a little but really.....you'll regret it when you can barely get your britches up over St. Paul, Minneapolis is hanging out and Duluth has doubled in population and jiggling about. Dumb ass!

-Marv-
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