Haiku-like verse & story fragments based on random word combinations found in Spam email. |
What can I do? Her words are Greek to me. Search, Translate, Say.... "U bent leuk maar dwaas!" She says, smiling and laughing with her eyes. "Can I buy you a drink?" I ask her, lifting my glass to my lips, then tilting it towards her, hoping she'll understand. "Oh, zal u nu advatage van me nemen!" She says, as she frowns. She doesn't understand, I must have given her the wrong idea. I pull out my trusty pocket paperback translator, determined to try to communicate before I lose her. I hastily cobble together a sentence that I hope will convey my intentions: "Ik bedoel geen kwaad, houd van ik u houd van de zuster van mijn broer bij kerk!" I plead. "Dwaze Amerikaan!" she says, looking annoyed with me. She turns away and walks out of the cafe, the figure of a Dutch goddess beneath her white linen dress. I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go... Better luck next time, I suppose. I ask the bartender for a refill. A dark-haired Spanish beauty in a tight red dress strolls in. I catch her eye. "Can I buy you a drink?" I ask, motioning with my glass. "Quizás, si usted es agradable..." She says. Uh oh, here we go again... |