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#432687 added June 11, 2006 at 3:10pm
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Thumb's Pissoff List
I've posted my happy list of one hundred things that make me happy, so it's only fair I post my pissoff list. (Please don't use this list to irritate me) (That would be mean)

So then in no particular order, here's ten random things that piss me off. (Unfortunately my pissoff list is only ten things long and not one hundred things long like my happy list. Sorry. I really need to work on being pissed off more)




Thumb's List Of Ten Things That Piss Me Off


1/ People who think my parrot's makeup looks foolish.

2/ People in movie theaters who aren't interested in what I have to say.

3/ People in foreign countries that act like they don't understand a word I'm saying.

4/ Being called a freak just because I like to wear other peoples' pants.

5/ People who get all worked up when I fall asleep in the back seat of their car.

6/ Being told my local swimming pool doesn't rent bathing suits.

7/ People who claim they can't see my imaginary friend.

8/ Forgetting to seem interested when on a first date.

9/ Judges who automatically assume I'm guilty just because they've seen me so many times before.

10/ People who don't realize when I'm kidding.







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