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Rated: 18+ · Book · Writing · #464720
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#423530 added May 4, 2006 at 8:21pm
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Be Warned




*Angry**Angry* Pooh is Evil!!!! *Angry**Angry*



Is Winnie the Pooh evil? Hell yes! Didn't you read my title? I even included angry little smiley faces to make it stand out. You're not very observant are you? Pooh's evil. Want proof? He's evil. Evil, evil, evil. He's so evuuuuuuuuuuuul. Want more proof? He's named Pooh people. And his middle name is 'the'. Anybody with 'the' for a middle name is evil. Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impaler, Krusty the Clown. All evil. Pooh is evil and so are all his little beady eyed, pantless friends...Piglet, Mickey, Donald, Stalin and pandas. Evil. Every last one 'em. Want even more proof? Today I forgot to watch my favourite soap opera. And who's fault was it? Pooh's. I have no idea why it was so important to Pooh I miss my TV show but then again I'm not evil. I don't pretend to understand what goes on in that little yellow head of his. All I know is I missed my show...and that's evil.


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