Straight No Chaser

Only Two Days Now

i probably couldn't possibly be more egocentric, because this election is totally not about me, but i'm starting to get extremely anxious about tuesday.

"if he wins," people (a lot of them) have asked me, "what'll that make you, the first lady?"

technicalities aside, even, no, it would not. it would make him student body president, and me his best friend. i'm not good enough to be shown off, not articulate enough to speak for him, not selfless enough to run to kinko's at all insane hours of the night. so, no, but i guess that would be an okay existence, i'd be known, and i'd know more fully what was taking up all of his time, all the time.

if he loses, on the other hand, i will be there for him. he'll be sad and frustrated, and in comforting him, rubbing his hair, feeding him pop-tarts--i will prove myself wife material, once and for all.