Off the Cuff / My Other Journal

My Homepage (hehehehe!) Today

"When did you turn into the Dear Abby of your social set?"
That cracked me up.
I have been a Dear Abby ever since I was born, except today. And today, the one day I haven't been a Dear Abby, my horoscope finds out about it. Well, we still have five hours till midnight.
Actually, I acted Emeril today. Shopped and cooked like crazy and it all turned out acceptable.
Whoever came up with the horoscope idea must have nails in his head. My daily horoscope comes with the new cable connection's homepage. I guess I could delete it, but I won't. Some days it startles me or makes me grin, especially when it tells me I'll meet the love of my life. I met my love of life forty years ago and I keep meeting him again and again every day. I guess, when you think about it, you could say, the horoscope's right.
But then when you think about it, maybe the earth didn't prove to be flat; on the contrary the universe is flat. It must be, since there are days that I think everything falls flat on its face...like the poor Avon lady in Connecticut, who got scratched by a six-toed criminal cat. That too was on my home page.