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#414089 added March 20, 2006 at 10:33am
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LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR
I don't share dairy! Not ice cream. Not cheese. Not yogurt. Not milk. Not anything that contains any kind of dairy whatsofuckingever! It's nasty! It's gross! It makes me want to blow chunks! Dairy products are snotty and produce loogies. Dairy leaves a thick nasty phlegm in your throat. I don't care if you double dip or not....don't ask to share my queso cuz it ain't gonna happen. Violating the sharing dairy rule is grounds for divorce. Zoo knows it and if he's ever caught touching my dairy...he's history!

-Marv-

PS-This is the answer to question number 7 on the previous entry!

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