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I'm in the CIA

I have this funny habit. I can't talk with my mouth full, but I can't not talk if something comes to mind. So I'll talk, but I'll put my hand over my mouth.

At work I have to wear gloves while if I'm cooking. However, if I put the glove close to my mouth, I'm supposed to get a new one. So rather than that, I just flip my arm and talk into the back of my wrist.

And they think it's to die for at work.









Yeah, whatever.



"We got a code chili-cheese fry on order #77, over."