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What the Fu- (a random thought)

Here I sit, chewing idly at my thumbnail, pondering life's greatest conundrum.

Which are scarier, clowns, or the Keebler Elves?

There are so many similarties, so many overlaps, that I just can't solve the mystery.

Take the clowns, for instance. The combination of oversized shoes, funky hair, and that horrid smile have caused many a youngster to suffer an involuntary evacuation of the bowels. And I don't even dare to bring that damn car into question.
Freaky, right?
Sure.

But then there are the elves. Those little tree-hugging, fudge-making, Satin worshiping midgets aren't any better than their larger counterparts. And at least clowns can make bitchin' balloon animals. What can the elves do? Huh? HUH?

They put the "fudge" in Fudge shop. Now there's an accomplishment.