The Chill Kid with the Cool Hat

Star Wars

What the fuck is taking Star Wars Episode 3 so long??? Lord of the Rings has come and gone in the time it took Episode 2 to come out. Let's fucking speed it up!

The Matrix Trilogy
1999 - 2003

Lord of the Rings
2001 - 2003

Star Wars
1999 - Who the fuck knows

With a story already thought up in his head a long time ago, George Lucas seems to be taking his sweet ass time getting it on the silver screen. Get these guys on crack and get the fuck going. Sick of not hearing SHIT. It's like the fucking movie just faded away. They don't even have a fucking title for it! The Matrix took four years to make two movies. Lord of the Rings had a movie a year! All I have to say is "Star Wars, you're getting here as fast as old people fuck." The special effects can't be it. The entire Matrix Trilogy was one giant special effect. That didn't stop it from coming out this fucking decade. I don't even think Keanu Reeves is even real. He's just a special effect made up for that movie and now he wants money.

Fuck you Star Wars, you're pissing me off. Let's get on the fucking ball here. I WANT MY MOVIE!