trapped in a soap opera

what the fuck??????

Ok i have a lot to write about but im too lazy. anyway, yesterday i was going to get on here and gripe about how fucked up it was that my belly button ring was infected. Its the only professional piercing i have of the three and its given me more trouble than the other two combined. its been infected more than not for the last 8 mos. well ok now i have something more fucked up to say. and its something that would only happen to me.

I went to the strip club last night and decided to have a premature divorce party. so they got me up on stage and had about 5 girls dancing on me. well one of them was kind of wild and i guess her clothes got caught on my ring and ripped it out. luckily the problem with the piercing was that he had done it too shallow.

Anyway the REALLY fucked thing about it is that it hurts LESS now (and last night) than it has all week. how fucked up is that???????

anyway ill get around to the other shit later.