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On Saturday at Stop & Shop, Jen was saying that food was really expensive and I said to her, "Not if you bought all Stop and Shop brand stuff." She said you couldn't live on Stop and Shop stuff, I said you could, she said to name something in every aisle. Too easy. Starting from the back. 22- SS Bread, SS Ice Cream 21- SS Frozen Vegetables 20- SS Paper Towels 19- SS Dishwashing Soap 18- SS Cat Food 17- SS Pain Relief 16- SS Toothpaste 15- SS Tampons (she laughed) 14- SS Baby Food 13- SS Playing Cards 12- SS Candy 11- SS Candles 10- SS Shovels 9 - SS Soda 8 - SS Chips 7 - SS Vegetables 6 - SS Seasonings 5 - SS Candy 4 - SS Cookies 3 - SS Juice 2 - SS Produce 1 - SS Produce So that was fun. Jen said that I was smart for telling her an item in every aisle. Talked to Jess tonight and had a serious conversation. It was pretty good. Something we'll have to do again. Listening to Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd, now that says it all. I do wish Jess was here. What is Lifetime Happiness and Happiness Now to you Nick? Lifetime Happiness to me is having come home to my girlfriend and kiss her on the cheek and say "I love you." I'm not sure about marriage, the idea of it scares me. My two kids are smart and popular in school. When I'm older with my girlfriend/maybe wife, the grandchildren come over and learn lessons of life through my stories. Till the end, I will have kept my dearest friends, I will have lost my enemies, and I will have lived life with a smile always. Happiness Now is to either fightclub with my cousin Brian which hasn't been for awhile or cuddle with Jess which hasn't been for awhile. I want a smile on my face. I want to be the CEO of Stop and Shop. I want to be a Wrestler named the Little Blue Buddy. I want to be rockstar. I want to be a movie star. I want to be a stand-up comedian. I want to be a writer. I want to be a hero for the country. I want to challenge death head on and live to tell the tell. Do all this with a smile and then die with that same smile. |