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Get Off The Road -a LOTR songfic parody to King Of The Road as performed by “The Proclaimers” (Disclaimer: We don’t own “King of the Road” or “LOTR”, although I did find Sam down the back of the sofa and Pippin smacked me in the jaw... “That hurt!” My sister made him do it.) Adapted by Merri, Raen and Assena I had to sell Bag End Left town with a couple of friends. I had to get to Bree Took my friend Sam with me, ah but, The Enemy has many spies and they’re all ruled by one big flaming Eye. Got to get to Mount Doom with no mushrooms Get off the road! Met with Merry and Pip, Farmer Maggot was about to flip. Then we got to the Prancing Pony Gandalf wasn’t there waiting for me then we, Met with a man named Strider then got attacked by evil Black Riders Got to get to Mount Doom with no mushrooms, Get off the Road We finally made it on to fair Rivendell And found I had to take it and destroy it as well A Fellowship would have to go on with the Ring You need people of intelligence on this sort of thing, I sing I had to sell Bag End Left town with a couple of friends. I had to get to Bree Took my friend Sam with me, ah but, The Enemy has many spies and they’re all ruled by one big flaming Eye. Got to get to Mount Doom with no mushrooms Get off the road! Repeat last verse ~Assena x^_^x -- Pervy Hobbit Fancier "You can't go walking in the Black Land in naught but your skin, Mr. Frodo." |