Team Ahimsa Blog Relay, Various Contests

Crazy Poem for a Crazy Bonus Prompt

FOR "PromptMaster !"  // 99 WORDS // 20 LINES

Dash it all, my brain
Has gone all wonky again!

It's getting to be
bigger than my head!

My cranium has to strain
To house my brain

All my wit doesn't quite fit
Can't get it all in this noggin!

Wit's getting to be
bigger than my head!

I'm so bright
my skull feels tight

Could anyone be as clever?
Never, never!

I'm smart, I'm canny, I'm astute, I'm keen
my brain's the biggest you've ever seen.

Glitz getting to be
bigger than my head!

So, my dear, you get the idea?
The first MB is coming to me!

Prompt:

The thing that is bigger than your head that you wish was smaller than your head.