A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad - Mickey Mouse 17

It was Monday, March 3rd, 2025, and you are still furious over what your wife tried to pull! You couldn't believe that she tried to get you to go back to that horrible International Movie Theater!

Things would be going smoothly until Wednesday, March 5th, 2025, you would hear your wife screaming! You would ask what is wrong and she would say that there are chicken feathers all over the front yard! You would shrug your head before you would step out into the yard and see chicken feathers all over the place! As you continue to walk around in the yard looking, you would occasionally see pieces of chicken torn apart across the yard! Eventually, as you get near the trash bins, you would find the culprit for the feathery mess in the yard...a fox with bright red fur, chewing on the chicken it had killed in a messy manner! You recognized the poor flock as belonging to a farmer down the road from you! You decided it would be a good idea to try to pry the dead flock from the fox's mouth, only for it to look at you angrily and starts growling! You would make another attempt before the fox snaps and chases you around the yard!


You would manage to run into the house before slamming the door shut! Hours later, after that horrible beast has left, you would have your sister and her family come over and pick up all of the bloody feathers and pieces of raw chicken meat!
That night, you decided to take your wife to the movies to see "The Monkey" movie.


You heard your brother Ross talk about how amazing this movie was! You two would get tickets for the movie and sit in your seats! However, during the first half of the movie, you started to get tensed up again! As soon as you saw another scary moment on screen, you would lose your shit and storm out of the theater!


After your wife finds you curled up outside of the family SUV, you would cuss up a storm, saying that the movie is garbage and Osgood Perkins can eat a dick and go die in a fucking hole for all you care! Your wife would then drive you thru a McDonald's to help calm your nerves down.


The next day, on Thursday March 6th, 2025, you would get a bunch of notifications on Facebook from your family! Apparently, Ross is planning to see another movie, "Mickey 17", in Cinemark XD format...


And to celebrate the occasion, Ross and his group decided to go eat at a fancy restaurant!!!


Are you fucking kidding?!? YOUR FAMILY IS GOING THROUGH A BUNCH OF SHIT, AND THIS BASTARD IS NOT ONLY FEASTING LIKE A KING AGAIN, BUT IS WATCHING A MOVIE WITH A FANCY FORMAT AGAIN!?! OH, THAT FUCKING TEARS IT!
However, you would later hear that your mother, furious with what she just found out, would get on her late boyfriend's electric bike and starts to rush over to the fancy restaurant where Ross is eating! Along the way, she would drink down some Malibu Rum to get herself amped up. However, she would get so drunk at one point that she would start falling off her electric bike numerous times. Nearby witnesses would see this and calls the cops instead of, you know, HELPING YOUR MOTHER!!!
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Are you fucking kidding?!? WHY DIDN'T THE COPS TAKE HER HOME?!? THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
You would then make plans to confront the bastard at the new theater tomorrow!

However, the next day, on March 7th, 2025, you would find out that your wife went over to her mother's house that afternoon to try to get herself some extra money for weed! She ran out of money buying a truck load of groceries and paying off the utility companies' extravagant bills...greedy bastards!
However, instead of giving her money, her mother would just get mad and tells her to quit being a lazy fat bitch and go get a job! Instead of being civil and mature about this and thinking about getting a job, she would just tell her own mom to go fuck herself before storming out and cooping up inside of her car. Her mother would then plead with her to please just leave, but your wife would refuse to budge, not taking a step off of the driveway until she has money for weed! Her mother, losing hope, would then call the cops on her daughter as she continues to pout in the driveway!


Are you fucking kidding?!? WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING MOM CALLS THE COPS ON HER OWN DAUGHTER JUST BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE UNLESS THE MOTHER GAVE HER WEED MONEY?!? Oh that tears it, YOU ARE GOING TO GO OVER AND BEAT HER ASS FIRST, THAN YOU ARE GOING AFTER ROSS!!!
You would down several cans of "White Claw" beer before getting into the family SUV and hauling ass over to the old bitch's house! However, you started to get a big drunk and started to drive a bit slower than usual, getting the cop's attention.


As you get taken off to jail to meet your wife, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: