Odd O'blography

Uttered Bullshit

Selling your soul only feels wrong while you have one. Once it's gone, you don't miss it at all. - The Gospel of Trump


I called the university and booked some time on their scanning electron microscope today. I wanted to see if I could find some respect for President Trump. No go.

I felt bad about it for a minute and then I thought, Wait, maybe I should look at him instead of me. If I can detect any reason at all to respect him, then I might feel better.

I set the microscope to its maximum magnification and looked for compassion, kindness, or humility. Nope, nope, and nope.

Well, Christian virtues aren't everything. Maybe I can find courage, integrity, or wisdom. Not a trace.

There has to be something positive, what about humor, intelligence, or good looks? Not even a blip.

Then the view became murky, and I realized that the lens was completely fouled with uttered bullshit.

I shook my head in disappointment and left. My time slot was about done, anyway.