Dumb Thoughts!

A Western I dreamt...

"Desert is sweet." Jack remarks.

He's munching on a slice of Boston Cream Pie.
A slender woman walks over.

"I've come to shoot you." Debbie retorts.

"Maybe, I have my pistol aimed at you."
Jack has left hand under the table he is eating at.

Debbie tries to look under the tablecloth.

"Ah-no peeking" Jack moves his left arm directly at Debbie.
But he keeps his left hand under the table.

"You!" Debbie walks away in frustration.
She leaves the restaurant.

The waitress walks over.
"Would you like your coffee refilled?"

"Sure." Jack pulls out his wallet and takes a tip
for the waitress with his left hand.

"Thanks." smiles the waitress.