Dumb Thoughts!

Hero worship...

"Okay. Most people want to be happy."
Muzzy muses with Jasper.
"And there not serial killers."
He adds, "They want a hero."

"Like Donald Trump."
Jasper smiles.
"Okay. I was thinking about girls."
Muzzy smirks.
"This girl liked to be naked after she got home."
Muzzy added, "She left me a note, 'I am pregnant.'"

I called her.
She did not know who the father was, but would I take a paternity test.
I took it and was not the father.
I felt relieved and sad.
I wanted to be a hero and be an unmarried father.

She never found out who was the father.
She didn't have an abortion.
Her daughter is in her twenties and quite cute.
She remained a single mom to a cute daughter.

"Who is the hero?" Jasper asked.
"The mother for raising her cute daughter."
Muzzy answered.
"You could have refused the paternity test."
Jasper said.
"Nope." Muzzy answered.


Bob County remembers...