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#1074812 added August 5, 2024 at 5:01pm
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If I were king of the forest!




I would not allow a homeless woman on drugs to give birth in the forest.
That happened in Manchester New Hampshire, December 26, 2022.
But it was reported, and ambulance responders saved the newborn.

Luden Roberts wrote a book, "Out of the Shadows."
"My life inside the wild world of Hunter Biden."
She had a girl, "Navy" fathered by Hunter Biden.

Luden Roberts had to sue Hunter Biden for child support.
Hunter Biden was forced to pay child support.
President Biden has reluctantly acknowledged Navy's childhood.

Kate Tymph is pregnant.
She and her husband are happy about the pregnancy.
But her husband looks serious, and his eyes are blackened.

I think women should maintain their reproductive rights.
Nevertheless, they shouldn't give birth in the woods and walk away.
Yesterday, it was raining, but a gorgeous bikini lady was walking to the beach.
I mused about making whoopie to her, but what if she got pregnant?

I suppose I was fantasizing.
I am sixty years old and bald and pudgy.
The bikini lady liked the warm rain...
I still watched her walk away.


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