Wonderland Again.

H2. "Your Precious Patent"

What the world needed was a universal translator that works for all creatures. This is why I have devoted my entire adult life to collecting the various vocalizations and gestures used for communication by various animals. I fed all of my data into a powerful AI and have developed a program that can translate the communication of non verbal creatures into English, Spanish, French, Chinese, or Esperanto. It works with approximately 99% accuracy in determining the needs and wants of several creatures. As of yet it works best with cats, dogs, gerbils, axolotls, and infants. Unfortunately, the yeeps of guinea pigs and squirrely activity of ferrets translate out to gibberish. More testing is required for rarer creatures like prairie dogs and coyotes.

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– We could always use something beneficial once in a while. So why don’t you invent something that could be useful to mankind? Share this marvelous invention with us in a blog entry (or static item). (<1000 words)