Evolution of Love 2

Jokes

*Kiss in the tunnel*

A Commanding Officer (CO), a Lieutenant (Lt), an old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap.

The train comes out of the tunnel.

The women and the Lt are sitting there looking perplexed.

The CO is bending over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

The Old woman is thinking : “These aging Colonels are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”

The Young girl is thinking : “The CO must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.”

The CO is thinking : “Damn it. My Lt must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.”

Now guess what the Lt is thinking.

Now hold your breath and read what the Lt is thinking………..

*"If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my CO again. The Boss keeps harassing me all the time".*