Music Notes

Limericks!

My entries for "Lucky Limerick Contest" 

1.
There once was a lady from Texas
Who ate Cheetos while driving her Lexus
Those orange stains
Are quite a bane
And leave all the cleaners per-plexus!

2.
There once was a fellow from Kent
Who gave up eating chocolate for Lent
His courage was strong
But didn't last long
When luscious fudge brownies were sent!

3.
There was an old lady from Finland
Who lived a great distance inland
But climate change
Made waters range
And now she's on very thin land!

4.
There was a tall fellow from Irvine
Who sat down underneath a pine
He said "whaddya know?
This goes to show
Sitting on needles can be fine!"