Wonderland 2024

D-1: Contrariwise

Show: tapping her feet Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up. It’s about time, Rock Star.
Axl Rose: leaning against the wall, adjusting his bandana And… who are you? Why are you even talking to me? Do I know you?
Show: I'm Show the Almighty.
Axl: scoffs You? Almighty? Uh huh. Nice try. You might as well tell me you're a therapist. You're harmless. Rolls his eyes
Show: I may be small but I am very powerful! So powerful that I'm your new manager and I can make or break the rest of your career. smirks
Axl: groans Leave me alone, kid. Stop playing your games. You think I was born yesterday? My band has been around for forty-plus years now!
Show: Yeah, that means you're ancient. Like, fossil old. Ancestor old. You think I don't know math? forty plus years in a band means you're what? Sixty now? Seventy? Assuming you had a mid-life crisis at thirty.
Axl: Oh, spare me. rolls his eyes You're just jealous that I get a spotlight and you don't.
Show: sticks out her tongue
Axl: How mature...
Show: Why don't you spare me? I have a spotlight too, amongst all the plushies in the Plushie world. They all love and adore me. I'm the Almighty one and everyone listens to me. That includes you. I am Queen of tea parties, fashion shows, and dance-offs. Meanwhile, all you do is run around a stage yelling at crowds, pretending to sing.
Axl: At least I have a legion of real fans. Some follow me across the globe. What do you have? A small group of stuffed animals to play pretend with? fake-pouts How cute.
Show: Turns red That was RUDE! You're just out there ruining your vocal cords and running around in baggy, ripped clothes pretending that's cool. Meanwhile, I've survived being squished under human feet, falling down stairs, being thrown off stairs, and being dropped from careless arms. If you did that, you'd die.
Axl: Opens his mouth to speak
Show: PLUS, I get to travel the world- for free. So take that!
Axl: rolls his eyes again the only thing I'm taking is whatever will get me out of here. You crazy. I have a concert to go perform. But here, finds a napkin and scribbles an autograph you can keep this. Consider it a goodbye and good riddance gift. Leaves the doll speechless as he saunters away
Show: HMPF! stomps on the autograph and stalks off




WC: 416
Prompt:Write a conversation between the most unlikely of companions. Think completely opposite ends of the spectrum and what they could possibly talk about