GWEEP!

The Guinea Pigs Star in Macbeth

GUINEA PIG ONE (Ralph): When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightening or in rain.?

(Short Pause)

GUINEA PIG TWO (Toby) (shaking head despondently): Sadly I fear twill be all too soon.
Erm! Something, something, something, moon.

GUINEA PIG THREE (Graham): Gottle of Geer, Gottle of Geer, Gweep!

(Ralph and Toby share a lettuce leaf. They chew reflectively)

Ralph: Where the place?

Toby: The Newsfeed fair.

Graham: There to plague the fans of adhere...

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